Friday, May 30, 2008

Exam Result

Well... Screwed up... I have mentioned that I dont really care about my grades, but this time around the extent of screwed up is just TOO BIG. That's it... I am quitting CCAs and cutting down on games...

2.47

Operation Monkey Boy

Yet another success for the squad... The way they execute missions are getting better and better, this time involves jacking, poling, 2 water guns, a plastic bag, birthday cake, a can of Coca Cola and a pool of water.

"Hey guyz, thx for the celebrations. Meski hrs merelakan diri diceburin ;p."

(Indonesian for "Though have to be earnestly dunked")

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Another short note

TLO is back. This time with the more powerful mean machine. The desktop problem has been settled. Credit goes to Adit who painstakingly helped me to buy the component, assemble, troubleshoot, debug, stress, etc etc. Anyways, Operation Lightbulb has been highly successful. Ammo used: 40ml Shokubutsu soap, 1/13 of coffee cake, 200ml water, 1 can coke, 1 can nescafe. Next up, Operation Monkey Boy. Whats the plan guys?

"Thanks guys for giving me such a memorable birthday... The craziest one ever."

Good job guys... Even Zhuge Liang can be easily defeated by Gan Ning if the latter has managed to zero the physical gap between them.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

X (have no idea on the title)

-=Please DO NOT comment on this post=-

Why the heck all the good love story always involve a sick / dying / dead person? Ok la.. maybe too much reading / watching these kinds of thing no good for health. Well, if stories are taken from real life, shouldnt be too bizarre right? But why in the first place I want to do biomechanics n create mechanical aid for heart which can control strength and frequency of pumping? And tell me how come the term hypotension is sensitive to me since one and a half year ago?

*edited a little*
Here's a simple resolution I've just made. Put it down here just for a keepsake thing. I hereby declare that from now on I am going to be a nice fella, no matter the circumstance. In any situation that I could not be nice, I would be the nearest to nice. There be many instances whereby I could choose to be asshole, but I declare that I should not do that.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Post AGM

Well, not that this post mean anything... but I feel like dumping this weird feeling somewhere. I have this feeling that I wont get the post I wanted to get this time.

Dumping in progress
0%
10%
- 20%
-D 30%
-DU 40%
-DUM 50%
-DUMP 60%
-DUMPI 70%
-DUMPIN 80%
-DUMPING 90%
-DUMPING- 100% completed

Phew... Now wait and see... Life's like that...

PS: Just a trivia, my name anagram is 'A Joint Looks Hemispheric'

MU won

So yeah, congratz to Sum, Dwin, Mike, Dimas, Danny, Dipta... Erh... Dunno who else. Well, just came back from the Blooie's watching MU-Wigan (2-0) probably the only time I am going to watch there, but heck yeah... it was worthed... The awaited PC from Patrick has arrived in my room, and then it is time for customization.

PS: Have no idea why I am posting... Just feel like it is good to post right now.

*edited 240508 2213h*
Oh well... They got the Champions League as well...

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

RK - Another one

You know you have played too much Rennaisance Kingdom if:

1. You set your homepage at www.rennaisancekingdom.com
2. You can type the above-mentioned URL without making any mistakes
3. You wake up at 11.00 without fail
4. You eat once a day
5. You know what HW and HHW are
6. You hang out at local tavern a lot
6. You know your knives will have 25% chance of breaking each time you use it
7. You know your buckets will have 67% chance of breaking each time you use it
8. You can only feed your pigs with corn or grass
9. You know that LongJohnSilver is a king, not just a fastfood chain
10.You hire your friend to do something so that you can gain reputation
11.You pray to Jah by using PayPal
12.You get smarter by drinking milk only everyday
13.You eat a piece of meat and you expect to become stronger
14.You have a vegetable garden which can be harvested within 5 days
15.You dont need to plant those vegetable
16.You have your own thread in RK forum
17.You write 15 posts in a day
18.You have an IG banner
19.You write a lot of things in your banner
20.You count money in pounds, even if you are not in England
21.You know what Roman Aristotlean Church is
22.You are attached/engaged/married IG
23.You often write /me
24.You go to church every Wednesdays and Sundays to get your mood up
25.You live in a town which only have one of these followings: lake, orchard, forest
26.You think you are born to Earth as an adult
27.You think rags are popular fashion, everyone is wearing that
28.You refer to stick as shaft
29.You buy your field before you buy clothes
30.You dont drink anything else other than milk or beer
31.You work in church, yet they pay you so little that you cant eat that day
32.You go to church when you are busy with life
33.You can go to jail by buying something from market and selling it back
34.You go to tavern which can accomodate at most 8 persons
35.You go to market to buy anything and everything
36.You freeze between 1000-1100
37.You have a house which lies right in the middle of the town
38.You can only own two pieces of land
39.You cant have a pig farm and a corn farm
40.You eat vegetable to become more charismatic

Reassignment Memorandum

To whom it may concern,

With this memorandum, it should be noted that personal assistant of Senior Officer TLO has been transferred out to the original headquarter, codenamed Y4174121. Local Civil Servant (Technical-Mechanical) Acer Travelmate has served under Senior Officer TLO for three months and has conducted his duties and responsibilities well.

The vacant position would remain vacant until the arrival of a Desk Civil Servant from the Singapore HQ, codenamed S117771177. Please be informed that due to some administrative matter, Senior Officer TLO would not be wired up to the Internet for about one week from now. Any queries or other information related stuff should be conveyed to the Senior Officer through his personal cellphone number.

The above-mentioned would take effect as soon as this memorandum reaches the web.

Thank you for your cooperation.

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Felt like using Bahasa Indonesia but nah... I think should train my hyper-formal English as well...

Monday, May 5, 2008

Update from Long Eagle Squad

PGP - An annihilation operation would be conducted upon the headquarter of the Korean errorist group, Park King Lot. The room 9/1/D, whereby the leader, Park Jung Ahhhhh resides, has been suspected as the center of this errorist movement. On the eve of 9 May 2007, of approximately midnight, the Long Eagle squad under the command of Assault Officer (Tactical) Thomas 'Hot Water' E. Chandra has been assigned with the dangerous task of arresting the above mentioned target, dead or alive. This operation goes under the codename Operation Teddy Bear.

The Long Eagle squad has been strengthened with the return of the Junior Officer Michael 'Flying Sandals' J. Kristiono who was absent in the successful operation of capturing the Meeyabee leader, Achdittz (which has since joined the Long Eagle Squad). Mr. Kristiono was absent due to his injuries upon executing his duty on the Operation ME2135. However, he would be back for more action this time. Apparently, this would be a moral boost for the team as Mr. Kristiono has been quite experienced handling such operations. His portfolio would be single handedly taking down Park Jung Ahhhhh brother a few weeks ago, when he was serving under the Operation Daddy AlDragon.

When interviewed, Mr. Kristiono has sternly warned us that a major gunfire battle might happen that day. We asked him whether any preparation has been done in order to make Operation Teddy Bear a success. This is the reply we have from him

"Wah lau eh... Big fight arh... Of course ready one laahhh... I heard ah, that time Operation Snow White, the one on Achdittz, my squad used the coke. Wah lau... Wasting water xia... Government say cannot waste water you know! Aiyah, just taupok that Bear n tickle him till whistle can oredi la. Or give him a rodeo also can one! Give him free tummy massage mah?!"

Another key member of Long Eagle squad, Mr or Miss (still unknown) Private 'Parts' William which is the key man behind the successful operation which has brought Achdittz into justice. Whether he or she would play major role on bringing down Park Jung Ahhhhh is questionable as he does not have any clear motivation this time. It must be noted that Meeyabee errorist group has massive amount of explosives which is the interest of Private 'Parts' William. After the raid on the base, a few bombs, especially 53X bombs were not accounted for. Although initially Private 'Parts' William was suspected at first, after a few days, the charge was dropped due to an unknown reason.

It has been noted though, that being cunning, Park Jung Ahhhhhh might not be in the room on that day, however, the surveillance conducted by Mr. Kristiono has pointed a few possible favorite spots where Park Jung Ahhhhh can normally be sighted. However, as these locations are deemed as confidential, we would not disclose it.

-TLO-
for Birthday Herald