Mechanical Engineers

5+ Reasons Why A Mechanical Engineer Make A Good Husband
1. I master how to handle all forms of stresses.
2. I can overcome frictions and tensions anytime....
3. I can always give you a moment.
4. I know how to make good coupling actions.
5. I can increase hardness and toughness values of any objects.
(+ For me, 'F word' refers to Force)

5+ Reasons Why A Mechanical Engineer Make A Good Wife
1. For me, PMS stands for Periodical Motion System.
2. I can differentiate all your problems and give specific solutions to them..
3. I understand that your cars have horsepower.
4. Do you think I Carnot understand Watt you are Torque-ing about?
5. I know and apply the principle of lubrication well.
(+ I am not biased towards anyone. Both forward bias and reverse bias.)

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