RK - Another one
You know you have played too much Rennaisance Kingdom if:
1. You set your homepage at www.rennaisancekingdom.com
2. You can type the above-mentioned URL without making any mistakes
3. You wake up at 11.00 without fail
4. You eat once a day
5. You know what HW and HHW are
6. You hang out at local tavern a lot
6. You know your knives will have 25% chance of breaking each time you use it
7. You know your buckets will have 67% chance of breaking each time you use it
8. You can only feed your pigs with corn or grass
9. You know that LongJohnSilver is a king, not just a fastfood chain
10.You hire your friend to do something so that you can gain reputation
11.You pray to Jah by using PayPal
12.You get smarter by drinking milk only everyday
13.You eat a piece of meat and you expect to become stronger
14.You have a vegetable garden which can be harvested within 5 days
15.You dont need to plant those vegetable
16.You have your own thread in RK forum
17.You write 15 posts in a day
18.You have an IG banner
19.You write a lot of things in your banner
20.You count money in pounds, even if you are not in England
21.You know what Roman Aristotlean Church is
22.You are attached/engaged/married IG
23.You often write /me
24.You go to church every Wednesdays and Sundays to get your mood up
25.You live in a town which only have one of these followings: lake, orchard, forest
26.You think you are born to Earth as an adult
27.You think rags are popular fashion, everyone is wearing that
28.You refer to stick as shaft
29.You buy your field before you buy clothes
30.You dont drink anything else other than milk or beer
31.You work in church, yet they pay you so little that you cant eat that day
32.You go to church when you are busy with life
33.You can go to jail by buying something from market and selling it back
34.You go to tavern which can accomodate at most 8 persons
35.You go to market to buy anything and everything
36.You freeze between 1000-1100
37.You have a house which lies right in the middle of the town
38.You can only own two pieces of land
39.You cant have a pig farm and a corn farm
40.You eat vegetable to become more charismatic
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When you complain to others that others have got better-paid job than you.
When you complain to others that you failed to apply for a job because you had less/no charisma.
When you needed to buy something from the market and the seller prefers to sell it someone else also with better charisma.
When you apply for a position in Militia if you fail to get a job.
When your friend felt so envious when you got some blessings from Jah due to paypal.
When your descriptive writing style has improved.
When you talk to everyone else about RK even in your blog.
etc. etc.
Eh, I think the word is spelt with a single n and double s leh. As in 'renaissance'.
(actually it is www.renaissancekingdoms.com) I am not addicted hey!
Yay, haha. There is life outside RK. =p
You know you're addicted that when you see a laptop during an agm, you'll take it and use it to go http://www.renaissancekingdoms.com/.
=.=!!!!
@wai:
there's a life ouside your roleplaying... and it's good to give it a shot... (or something like that... i have forgotten the song...)
@dong:
aaaaaaa... dont open my secretttt
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