Update from Long Eagle Squad

PGP - An annihilation operation would be conducted upon the headquarter of the Korean errorist group, Park King Lot. The room 9/1/D, whereby the leader, Park Jung Ahhhhh resides, has been suspected as the center of this errorist movement. On the eve of 9 May 2007, of approximately midnight, the Long Eagle squad under the command of Assault Officer (Tactical) Thomas 'Hot Water' E. Chandra has been assigned with the dangerous task of arresting the above mentioned target, dead or alive. This operation goes under the codename Operation Teddy Bear.

The Long Eagle squad has been strengthened with the return of the Junior Officer Michael 'Flying Sandals' J. Kristiono who was absent in the successful operation of capturing the Meeyabee leader, Achdittz (which has since joined the Long Eagle Squad). Mr. Kristiono was absent due to his injuries upon executing his duty on the Operation ME2135. However, he would be back for more action this time. Apparently, this would be a moral boost for the team as Mr. Kristiono has been quite experienced handling such operations. His portfolio would be single handedly taking down Park Jung Ahhhhh brother a few weeks ago, when he was serving under the Operation Daddy AlDragon.

When interviewed, Mr. Kristiono has sternly warned us that a major gunfire battle might happen that day. We asked him whether any preparation has been done in order to make Operation Teddy Bear a success. This is the reply we have from him

"Wah lau eh... Big fight arh... Of course ready one laahhh... I heard ah, that time Operation Snow White, the one on Achdittz, my squad used the coke. Wah lau... Wasting water xia... Government say cannot waste water you know! Aiyah, just taupok that Bear n tickle him till whistle can oredi la. Or give him a rodeo also can one! Give him free tummy massage mah?!"

Another key member of Long Eagle squad, Mr or Miss (still unknown) Private 'Parts' William which is the key man behind the successful operation which has brought Achdittz into justice. Whether he or she would play major role on bringing down Park Jung Ahhhhh is questionable as he does not have any clear motivation this time. It must be noted that Meeyabee errorist group has massive amount of explosives which is the interest of Private 'Parts' William. After the raid on the base, a few bombs, especially 53X bombs were not accounted for. Although initially Private 'Parts' William was suspected at first, after a few days, the charge was dropped due to an unknown reason.

It has been noted though, that being cunning, Park Jung Ahhhhhh might not be in the room on that day, however, the surveillance conducted by Mr. Kristiono has pointed a few possible favorite spots where Park Jung Ahhhhh can normally be sighted. However, as these locations are deemed as confidential, we would not disclose it.

-TLO-
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