Sunday, August 19, 2007

Engineers-In-Making

Hmm... I decided to spam my own blog today... Long time no writing. Anyways, this is something that I came up with when I was with Edwin n Aditz...

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A lecturer enters a COMMON ENGIN lecture group and greets the students "Good morning!"

A student who is going to be streamed to Bio Engin would:
reply back to him

A student who is going to be streamed to ISE would:
prepare his desk, take out his lecture note and his pen, open up to the last page of the previous lecture, say "Good morning!" all in grand total of 3 seconds (super efficient mah?)

A student who is going to be streamed to Civil Engin would:
be busy making a pyramid out of 3 of his pens

A student who is going to be streamed to ME would:
*snort* uh... lecture time already arh (while waking up from his nap)

A student who is going to be streamed to EE would:
(talking to each other) Wart iss the meaning of good morning? (in thick Indian accent of course)

A student who is going to be streamed to Chem Engin would:
take down "Good morning!" on his notepad (a bit too diligent, eh?)

A student who is going to be streamed to ESP would:
confuse whether the should be in Science instead

A student who is going to be streamed to Env Engin would:
ponder whether the morning is good if the PSI is in moderate level

A student who is going to be streamed to MSE would:
be analyzing whether the bench could be made comfortable if the manufacturer used HDPE instead and ask those Bio Engin guy whether the material is biodegradable or not

A student who is going to be streamed to Comp Engin would:
printf("\nGood morning!\n");

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