Sunday, August 19, 2007

Undergrads yay!

Well, another silly things I came up with those two guys... Inspiration from the "How many JC students needed to replace a lightbulb" thingy.

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How many Med undergrads needed to replace a lightbulb?
None. They still can use their torchlight to read the 8365-page thick textbooks at night. Study more important you see...

How many Dentistry undergrads needed to replace a lightbulb?
None. The dentist operation table has more than 10 lightbulbs.

How many Arts undergrads needed to replace a lightbulb?
One guy + all the girls. The guy (if any) would replace the lightbulb while the girls do the A-R-T-S cheer.

How many Engin undergrads needed to replace a lightbulb?
One guy + 3 courses. They need the EE ppl to design the circuit, ISE ppl to supervise the production of the new lightbulb, EVE ppl to ensure the lightbulb is biodegradable.

How many Bizad undergrads needed to replace a lightbulb?
The whole fac. One group of girls to ask the Engin guys to design for them, the rest try to sell to the whole world.

How many Sci undergrads needed to replace a lightbulb?
None. They only know the theory. They leave the application to the Engin guys.

How many Law undergrads needed to replace a lightbulb?
Just one. The top student! They just need to sue the lightbulb factory, and ask them to pay $75,000/- on top of replacing the lightbulb.

How many Music undergrads needed to replace a lightbulb?
None. They can go accoustic.

How many SDE undergrads needed to replace a lightbulb?
The whole fac. PFM ppl will supervise the project called "Lightbulb Replacement Project". Industrial Design ppl will make a new lightbulb that can act as a scanner and a massager. Archi ppl will think of the design of the whole house on which the lightbulb is installed. The Real Estate ppl will spam the world with such house.

How many Computing undergrads needed to replace a lightbulb?
None. Who cares. As long as the laptop is still on....

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6 comments:

inda_ardani said...

wow ... such a hilarious blog you have. well, i'm a dentistry student, dude ... i think only several dental clinic have 10 lamps (10? really?) thanks, anyway :) i love it!

The Lame One said...

haha... thanks... i was referring to the surgery light thing but yeah, i know it's a bit exaggerating...

inda_ardani said...

hi again :) i read your post once again ... this time carefully ... and i laugh louder :D keep on roll.

btw i find your page in technorati. nice 2 c u

RAM said...

Hi i think your post is really funny! it captures so well the sterotypical antics of each of the faculties...

And i'm from Bizad! Thank you very much! So i guess we'll always be the bimbos/himbos hahah that can sell well! hahahaha... :) but great post. :)

The Lame One said...

Wow, suddenly this blog has quite some visitors...

The Lame One said...

Thanks anyways...